I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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