I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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