i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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