I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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