gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Randomize
