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(308): View more from Nebraska

i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(315): View more from New York

I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance

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(775): View more from Nevada

You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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(419): View more from Ohio

we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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(406): View more from Montana

What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Interlocking vagina powers go!!'

(252): View more from North Carolina

Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?

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