Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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