Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Your penis caused this!
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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