Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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