did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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