omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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