I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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