how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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