That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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