i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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