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(734): View more from Michigan

cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.

(630): View more from Illinois

if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.

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(214): View more from Texas

It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.

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(914): View more from New York

whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking

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(734): View more from Michigan

I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense

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