So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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