Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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