can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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