all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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