Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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