The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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