Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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