Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
When did angry sex become our thing?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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