i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We talked him into tasing himself.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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