How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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