I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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