Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
A bitchslap is in order.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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