u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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