Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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