I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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