i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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