I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
can u get pink eye on your cock?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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