Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You took a bar mat shot.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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