He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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