Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
whose parrot is this?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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