Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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