Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
