it was like his penis was on wheels.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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