Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar

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(937): View more from Ohio

how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE

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(443): View more from Maryland

i drank out of a bidet.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out

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(802): View more from Vermont

think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....

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(248): View more from Michigan

drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun

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