We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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