she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Is Oprah even human
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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