Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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