So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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