he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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