So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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