How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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