you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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