I forgot how hot balto sounded
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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