2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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